“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe,” Rutger Hauer says at the end of Blade Runner, a film which Hair Balls has never actually seen in its entirety, because we’ve fallen asleep during every ...

There’s more than love to this season of film. There’s Bogie saying, “Play it, Sam” (no “again” please). There’s the Dread Pirate Roberts saying, “As you wish.” There’s a rogue android saying, “I’ve ...